@Brook_Drumm You make some very valid points, and I clearly overstated my case without balancing out what I meant properly.
The whole cloud thing has a limited use case when it comes to printing, whether it is paper or plastic. My laser printer is networked, but not cloud-connected because why would I print a document on my home printer if I’m out?
It would make sense to have my 3D printer cloud connected if I wanted to print something when I was out of the house, so it was ready when I came home. This of course would mean that I would have to have the correct material in the printer, the correct nozzle size, and that a print was not already underway that will have to be removed prior to the job I’m about to cloud print and the bed did not need re-coating (OK, that last one is not really such a biggie). You can see how this is beginning to mount up. Essentially, the whole cloud thing for 3D printing is quite a narrow use case, with the exception of persistence of profiles/settings storage. With email, I want the email wherever I am. Not the case with 3D printing, but don’t let me stop you on that one, I’m simply arguing to put that at the bottom of the list. Sure, it’s much easier than dealing with filament jams and under extrusion, and probably more marketable, so that’s the sort of thing only you can evaluate as a manufacturer, but now you have a user’s opinion 
Certainly if I can get a full colour touch screen on my printer without a serious price increase, why say no? Will it change my printing habits? I doubt it. My argument is not against screens per se, but their actual utility. Since I print using an Octopi, I log in via a web browser from my desktop or whatever and get way more controls and info than one could cram into a small screen. So Wifi/network interfaces makes far more sense, and provides a much richer and sophisticated interface. As it is, most users will already have a touch screen for their printer called a “smartphone”, which will give you your cloud access built-in. As for single dial encoders to control a printer, here we both agree that they are a pathetic interface for something so complex.
Really what I want is to be able to load whatever garbage or quality filament I want into my printer, send it the gcode file and let the printer worry about temperature and feed rates. Better yet, I just want to send the slices to the printer, request a speed and let it worry about everything else: feed rates, temperatures, retractions, supports (dissolvable of course in water or vodka), movements yada yada yada. That will require considerable more computing power, but save me from tearing the last remaining strands of my hair out.
Truth be told, by and large I agree with you, and look forward to seeing something from you in the near future that addresses my immediate needs. You clearly understand the whole 3D printing thing far better than I do, and have an enviable reputation in the community, and the fact that you hang around here is in itself quite impressive.