Also, just so I have a little factual information regarding my prose here, I’d like to include an excerpt from wikipedia regarding what I like to call “Marketing drivel”:
“Marketing speak is a related label for wording styles used to promote a product or service to a wide audience by seeking to create the impression that the vendors of the service possess a high level of sophistication, skill, and technical knowledge. Such language is often used in marketing press releases, advertising copy, and prepared statements read by executives and politicians. Marketing speak is characterized by its heavy use of buzzwords, neologisms, and terms appropriated from specialized technical fields which are eventually rendered almost meaningless through heavy repeated use in inappropriate contexts.”
Found here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Workplace_jargon
So, yeah - Good fucking day to you, sir. Cut the marketing bullshit out and talk like a human being. You shove repetitive and incorrectly used verbiage in your posts, and it makes you look ridiculous. It gets really stupid when you end up with stuff like this: “functional manner to the manufacturing processes functioning”
Functional functioning 'eh? Wow.